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[chosenbylightning]

I just want to order about five very large pizzas and get very drunk. And very laid. Pretty sure only one of those is gonna happen.

[About thirty seconds later.]

Hi Hartley - that was SO not meant for you. Sorry about that.

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[mostlyajerk]

What, don't I get updates on your sex life?

Anyway. Enjoy your pizza. I'm guessing you're getting drunk.

[chosenbylightning]

I'd probably have to have a sex life first, Hart. :p

Just pizzas. Can't get drunk anymore. I don't miss the hangovers, but I do kinda miss a decent buzz.

[mostlyajerk]

I heard about that. Did it occur to any of you geniuses to hook you up to an IV to achieve a buzz? Because if you introduce it directly to your blood stream in the right concentration, it should take its effect before your metabolism can work through it and you'd steadily add on more.

[chosenbylightning]

Would you believe I'm not a fan of needles? But I'll keep it in mind.

It's fine. I'll live with it. Pizza and documentaries on a Friday night. The glamorous life.