"So, what you're trying to say, is if I let you cook for me all the time, I should expect to gain weight." He takes his glass and sips it, wandering over to have a seat at the table. He leans back, stretching out a little like he owns the place, crossing one knee over the other. He looks like a king in his throne.

"I suppose it gets too expensive eating a ton of burgers all the time."